"You guys are evil. Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home."
—Canadian-born pop star Justin Bieber in the February issue of Rolling Stone, responding to a question about whether he'd consider becoming an American citizen.

"We'll defund Obamacare one piece at a time."
—Rep. Denny Rehberg, R-Mont., in a Feb. 16 statement on an amendment that would block the Health & Human Services from spending any money to implement health reform.